From an actual job advertisement.
“What you’ll need to succeed
2 Month Initial Contract.
Government Department – CBD Location.
Service Requests and Purchasing Activities.
We are going to check you out and if you do not match to our expectations…
Shine those shoes.
Gender specific polish your face.
Who cut your hair?
When I search front of house role in Google I get this.
Take note of the styling Fascist Pig Bankers.
For more information, or to grab a coffee. Or to send your CV directly to a CRM database to have a new gun hire who will contact you in a few years.
Adjust you resume to suit this one!
The following is an actual typo in the ad that inspired this.
- An open and clear communicator who works well as part of a team
- Understanding of wireframes us
We all understand it was a typo.
A pound of flesh for profit real online job advertisement stimulator.
“Overview: Our client is leading the charge of innovation and ‘thinking”
I bet if there was an actual flesh and blood charge to be led, it would be outsourced.
Death is probably the only viable one of a kind experience and even then that is a big stretch.